Belts

Cleaning. Bleugh!

any excuse to take a break hey? 5 rooms done, 2 to go (no don’t think I live in a mansion with 50 thousand bedrooms) im including dinning rooms and bathrooms in the mix.. still its a lot.

So..Belts.

i have a love hate relationship with belts... i love they stop my pants from ending up around my ankles... now ‘why are ur pants so big they would end up around your ankles’ you ask? Simplest, answer ever. I’ve got big hips thighs and butt, so in order to get pants to fit me in those areas, the waist ends up kajunga huge (kajunga is my awesome word) yep whilst i do have a gut, its not one that would match a typically sized woman who wears those sized pants (forgettttttttt it, im not saying what size) .

now for the hate. Ohhh i love the hate. I hate belts because, when i do them up tight enough to keep the pants up, what ends up happening is, the pants drop anyways and im left with belt on skin action. >_< ANNOYINGGGG so I'm constantly...putting my fingers under the belt to grab the waist of my pants and pull them up so they are all on the same page. EUGH just as annoying as walking around holding Ur pants up all day... *what’s the friggennn pointtttt?* ALSO...then when u sit, u feel like Ur being cut in half! DIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGING in the belly, so then u have two options, u can pull the pants up more when u sit so where Ur body bends the belt is above that (lets all picture Steve urkel) OR u can put it under the belly and end up looking like one of those old guys with pregnant belly beer guts. *sigh and shudder all at once*

you know who has the right idea? This codger i saw roaming around Hyde park one day...this man had a genius idea... he tied a heap of plastic bags together at either end to form a soft yet functional way of holding ones pants up. No annoying big buckles, just a simple effective design. That man should pitch his idea to one of those fancy belt companies! Armani or something. i think the government should get behind him too. he's recycling!!! good on ya old guy! i salute u.